Today I encountered a number of weirdos.
1. Weird lady with a poncho comes into the restaurant (it was my last day FINALLY). "Is there jam?" "Yes! It's on the table." I turn around to see the woman sitting at the buffet that's displayed on the bar. She pulled up a chair and plopped next to the muffin display. I didn't even know what to say.
2. Man eating breakfast with his wife. Winks at me from across the room like we're friends with an inside joke. Again I am speechless.
3. Angry girl in my Torah class (yea I occasionally attend Jewish classes). We were discussing how it's important to listen to others' opinions, which was totally over her head. She was going on and on about how it's obnoxious to repeat what others say (as in, Ok, I hear you saying A, but I think B). I said that it can be a good way to understand other people's opinions but she kept saying "You can't be sure they were doing it nicely, you can't interpret it that way! It's obnoxious!" Then I said "I think you're just taking the obnoxious interpretation." She flipped out and called me rude and guess what else? OBNOXIOUS!
4. Dramatic girl on the street. On the phone: "Mom! I can't live like this! I can't take this anymore!" Followed by dramatic sobbing. I'll never know what she was so upset about.
I might be quirky, weird, and goofy...but at least I'm sane.
Addition to psycho #4:
ReplyDeleteWe then got a closer look at the girl, and said "Oh hey Katebabe! :)"
just kidding, Katebabe's sane.
Come on! You and the roomies have got to have some great ideas about what she might be so...I Can't Live Like This about! You're all temporary New Yorkers, under unbelievable pressure with huge successes and ... think about it. I'm thinking you could make it really funny
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