|Can you feel the luxury?|
|I can feel the toxins oozing out of me!|
As soon as you walk through those doors, you instantly feel the steamy, sauna-like air hit you in the face. Within seconds all of your impurities will be dripping away!
Now that you have a nice cleansing sweat going, you can pick any seat you'd like. If you crave the aromatherapy of early morning smog, then choose a lovely window seat. Let the carbon monoxide lull you into a sense of calm and well being.
|Hello gorgeous ;)|
Speaking of nature! Want more of Mother Nature in your face? While you gaze out of the window, enjoy as the occasional tree branch actually reaches in and brushes your cheeks, lips, and corneas. The bark will exfoliate your skin into next Tuesday!
If you feel out of alignment and need every bone in your body jostled into place, then the back of the bus is right for you! Ate too much for breakfast? Sit anywhere to receive the benefit of the "Quease Cleanse." A few minutes of continuous swaying will allow you to "evacuate" that excess food in no time!
Now that your trip is almost over, don't forget your complimentary leg wax! Feel your legs get smoother as they delicately peel off of the genuine vinyl seating, leaving all your unwanted hair behind. Feel beautiful? Feel sexy?
I know, you don't want to leave - and that's ok! You get to spend even more time in this bus spa as you wait in line to re-enter the real and less luxurious world. The best part? You get to do it all again at the end of the day!